Yes… attempting to beat Five Nights at Freddy’s 20/20/20/20 mode is what I’ve been doing all damn day. BUT I DID IT!! :D :D
Markiplier August 23 Livestream
"People may tell you that you’re not doing things right or that they want you to be a specific person and I try to tell you guys that: You be whoever you want to be"
"Even if you’re at the point where you don’t believe in yourself yet… just know that I believe in you"
- me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
- me: lemme show you a trick or two
- middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
- me: this one's called stealing
- me: *runs away with it*
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..
What’s next pizza delivery hitmen
okAY, I’M FucKING DONe BECAUSE THIS JUST POPPED UP ON A WEBSITe I WAS JUST oN
THIS IS IT THIS IS HOW I FUCKING DIE
THEY NEED TO STOP USING HIS PICTURE FOR THINGS
BEFORE I LOSE MY SHIT ENTIRELY
Welcome to Russia.
what the fuck is happening??
They’re recognizing how hot Jared and Jensen are is what’s happening
what are you doing
Russia owns all the AUs
RUSSIA.. SOME OVERLORD MIGHT BEEN ALOWING THIS